Guest Blog - Drunk & Disorderly, B v. S

I went to a meeting tonight to help plan a family barbecue.  With the planning winding down a battle erupted and this is what Brad had to say:

This is what Brad should
be drinking from especially
since he ended up spilling
beer all over my computer!

So this girl named Sarah thinks she is hardcore with her drinking ability but she has yet to finish a single drink.  All I hear is excuses; she acts like she's a drinking champ but she can barely finish a jagger bomb.  Seriously?  What kind of person can't finish a jagger bomb?  Is she 12 years old?  Of course, she is from Carney so maybe she doesn't know how to handle her liquor.  Well I can't expect a lot eh?

Here is Sarah's response...

The drink that started it all!

Okay, first of all. As Sarah A. Dignos, I would like to say that I have appreciated the hospitality of the Knuckey family. I have been nothing but welcomed with open arms into their home. Never have I officially stated that I was a hardcore drinker - this statement is merely a self constructed perception that has been assembled by Brad Knuckey himself. Secondly, what excuses has Brad heard? Nothing. This is the first time I've met Brad's family and as the polite and charming self that I am, I am not here to be belligerent or make a negative first impression on his family - I am here solely for the purpose of work. Thirdly, in regards to his jagerbomb comment - I personally love jagerbombs; they are my signature drink granted that they are served properly! Brad had served me a faulty jagerbomb; a short shot glass full of jager dropped in a tall boy a quarter full of redbull. For anyone who has ever had a jagerbomb you will know that the ratio between shot glass and highball plays a huge role in the success of how you down a jagerbomb. I am not 12 years old - I am 23. Me being from Carney has nothing to do with my ability to drink or party. I can handle my liquor. And I believe that there is nothing wrong with enjoying a drink. So the next time Brad thinks I am being insulting by not foolishly downing my drink he can suck it and learn how to appreciate my company the next time I am invited at his house - that is if I choose to accept his invite.

So where's a girl to stand in the midst of all this madness?  Far far away =)  Truthfully, I love them both too much to get in the middle of a drunk (Brad) and disorderly (Brad again) argument that won't really mean much in the light of day.