A while back, I thought about blogging from a zombie's perspective. It seemed like an interesting take at the time, but these days I'm more human than zombie, and aside from the stereotypical zombie characters we're given in movies, what do I know about what it's like to be a zombie? You guessed it - nothing!
So, like any distraction driven individual, I turned to a trusted source in my time of need, Google. Apparently, zombies are quite the popular subject and you'll receive about 145,000,000 results for searching 'zombie blog.' While there are quite a few sites that discuss zombie survival, movies, books, etc., there aren't very many run by actual zombies for me to talk to. The most promising blog I managed to find was Zombie Eat Brains by Zombie Tom, but he hasn't posted anything since 2007. I think it might have something to do with his last post outing Lindsay Lohan as a zombie. It's a shame since Tom looked like the perfect fit to write a post about the day in the life of a zombie. Who knows, maybe if I email him and ask nicely he still will. Or maybe I can get the zombie from the Civic commercials to write a post but he seems really busy with work, golf and picking up girls...
Feel free to send some perspective zombie writers my way lovely readers - but not literally since I'd like to keep my brains =)
(*insert lack of brain jokes here)
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