$5 Footlongs

This is the US version of the current bane of my existence.  I can't quite decide if I hate it more or less than the Canadian version which I was unable to find a video of.  Either way, I am thankful for our PVR and the ability to skip commercials.  Fueled by alcohol at dinner on Friday, we broke down in giggles every time the stupid commercial came on and even developed a line of merchandise that could be a big hit with males between the ages of 15 - 35.  I'm sure you can figure out why.  This is my plea to Subway - please, please, please, fire your current marketing team and start over because every time I hear this jingle or see that stupid monkey, it makes me hate you just a little bit more.